Horror movies that aren’t actually scary

I’m what you may call a big baby, I can’t watch a scary film or series to save my life. However over the years I have found a few “Horrors” that do me no harm. So not to worry about doing nothing this halloween, we have a list movies to keep your halloween from home busy.

IT 1 & 2

IT 1: 2017

I am talking about the remake but you can still watch the original. Every-time I watch this it gets less scary..

Birdbox

Bird Box Movie

This movie is more funny than serious.

A quiet place 1&2

A quite Place 1

Trust me, once you finally see the ‘thing’ in the movie that you were afraid of, all the tension you had should be gone.

Scary Movie 1 -5

A scary Movie 1

If you didn’t already know, this movie franchise might as well be a comedy. It’s filled with innuendos, banter and slapstick comedy. The first movie is about Cindy Campbell and her friends mistakenly end up killing a man. A year after the unfortunate incident, someone stalks them, leaves threatening messages and tries to kill them one by one.

What Horror series is trending right now?

What to do you get when you add lockdown + Halloween + Netflix? Your answer should be either The haunting of Bly manor or The haunting of Hill house depending on how far you’ve gotten into the series.

I’m not going to lie to you, I haven’t watched either of them nor do I plan to as yes I admit it with my hands up in the air, I am afraid! But I can tell you that both seasons are doing very well in the horror industry for Netflix.

First things first, whats the difference between the two series?

The haunting of Bly manor is the follow-up series to The Haunting of Hill House making it the second entry in The Haunting anthology series.

The creative team behind the series and much of the cast of Hill House have returned for Bly Manor, however the two series’ narratives are not connected

Bly Manor premiered on Netflix on October 9, 2020. The series follows the narrative of a young governess hired by a man to look after his niece and nephew at the family country house after they fall into his care. Arriving at the Bly estate, she begins to see apparitions that proceed to haunt the premises.

Hill house is a loose television adaptation of the 1959 gothic horror novel by American author Shirley Jackson.

The series adaption was released in 2018 with the narrative following a family and their children who move into Hill House to renovate the mansion in order to sell it and build their own house. However, due to unexpected repairs, they have to stay longer, and they begin to experience increasing paranormal phenomena, resulting in a tragic loss and the family fleeing from the house.

Twenty-six years later, the siblings and their estranged father reunite after tragedy strikes again, and they are forced to confront how their time in Hill House has affected each of them.

IT: 2 vibes anyone?